Have you noticed how so many well-known, beloved food products remained the same for so many years, then suddenly in the last few years, they sprouted variations? Take the Oreo, for example. For years, it was just chocolate cookies stuffed with white cream. Okay, we’ve had double stuff for quite some time. Then we got chocolate stuff and then mint stuff. But the last few years have seen these Oreo mutations:
golden original (white cookies)
fudge cremes peanut butter
fudge cremes golden
double stuf chocolate
winter red creme
Pizza chains have been going wild over the years, with their cheesy crusts and toppings that have been blessed by Druids or something. But now, Pizza Hut has gone too far. They’ve introduced a new product in the U.K.: hot dog-stuffed crust pizza! And this has apparently been available in Thailand and Japan since 2007. Some things are just wrong.
Oh, when will the madness end?